emil:

emil:

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn’t overweight and is just “Huge” is so fucking funny and such a relief

^Huge

posttexasstressdisorder:

laurellament:

the-daily-laugh:

FUCK HIM!

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

Grammar homework instructions: explain why this sentence is wrong

Me who has been passing grammar classes on pure instinct since 3rd grade: the brain worms told me so

greenbeany:

🦀

linguisticparadox:

minty-mayhem:

somedumbassclown:

unicronpotato:

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

Everyone look at this

The ending is incredibly satisfying

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

spelldealer:

these are also animals

stats:

heartsfemme:

heartsfemme:

sometimes i forget u cant say certain things to straight people? this girl just asked me how i was and without thinking i replied “oh u know, im fergalicious baby!” and she was like “huh ???? what do mean ur fergalicious lol hahaha” and this is why straight people exhaust me

someone’s not feelin very fergalicious

mindnumb-opus:

Ekko :))

holespoles:

PETIT2’s ABC “L” Lily of the valley

Lily of the valley Flower language: Happiness comes again, pure and innocent